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We are hiring

As an Equal Opportunity Employer, talls are allowed to be employed. Do not start a union. New hires are paid 300,000gil per hour. Do not talk to each other about this.

Our Company

I need to hire someone to write words here. I think I could do that. We think we could do that. Put it down on the list of things for us to can maybe do. Are you writing this down? Oh, okay, good. Then get me a coffee! And a smoke.

Our History

Here at LALABUCKS, we love our hardworking noble good perfect police officer cops and the law and complying with the law. No one has ever died on our premises.Fill this text box with more marketing copy, thanks.

Our Coffee

A selection of our coffee blends can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Don't stress yourself thinking about it. Visualizing the scenario while under stress triggers the reaction.Our newest roast has 10% less lead in it! We keep production costs low to keep our prices affordable for everyone. All that extra lead was very expensive.

Employee Of The Month

★★★☆☆
Solo Xolo is the only one who does anything good around here. For the sixth month in a row, Solo Xolo is the best employee we got. He is being rewarded for his service with this honourable title that does not come with any promotion, bonus, or raise because Lalabucks would never practice overt favouritism.

"He shows up before the boss does!"
"A stand-up guy."
"I hope he is being paid."

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